pickup lines

GIVE ME YOUR BEST PICK UP LINES!!!!!!!!!

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants! ---14marshmallows

comment me n say ur best and i will put it on this page n also put your name (: soo think hard

Your dad must be a terrorist! Cos u're such a bombshell ----perkymoon

Hey I'm back" "You must be out of breath" "No, should I?" "You should, since you've been running through my mind all day ---silentxshadow

if you held 11 daisys n looked in the mirrior they'll be 12 beautiful things looking back at you ---- me (:

How much does a polar bear weigh ? Enough to break the ice -----Cullenary

Do you know its impossoble to open you mouth and shake at the same time, not if somethings going in it ----CUTIEPIE 29

Is ur name summer?.... Cause youre hot!!! ----XxSammieLynnXx

do you sleep on your chest? no? can i? ----lonelyguy

if i could rearannge the alphebet , id put you and i together -----vanessamonster

you know what would make ur ass look better? siting on my lap ----chipermunk!!!!!!!!!!

Did it hurt? hurt? yeh when you fell from heaven? --blackheart28

Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours? ---- gothgirl (:

heyy Hunny your like a snooz button , I'd tapp you anyday ----StephLuvsEmoBoyz

ARG!!!!! I'm a love pirate and I'm after your booty!!!!!" ---scenechick95

You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute. ---silentxshadow

Was your dad a baker? You’ve got a nice set of buns ---silentxshadow

You look familiar... I think I met you in one of my past lives ---silentxshadow

If I had to change you to be the perfect women....Ther would be nothing to change --foxyroxy15

i lost my virginity can i take urs ---kgomi

i lost my phone number can i have urs --kgomi

OMG ur soo hot.. but u know what would make u hotter? [: u making out with me --roselleni

did you eat lucky charms this mornin? cuz your magically delicious --mlpilgreen

If i could have a pennie for every time i think of you i would be a millionare --twilightfreak92

Good thing i brought my library card cause i'm checking you out! ---twilightfreak92

Girl, you make my floppy disk into a hard drive. --dalzinator

Is your father a baker? Why? Cause you have great buns! ---minimole

Are you an astronaut? no why? cause I wanna take a trip to uranus! ---turtle8

Are you a magnet? Cuz I'm attracted to you --searchingforsolace

they call me fred flinstone cuz i can make ur bedrock --mandlebomb

What's a sexy woman like you doing in a dirty mind like mine --molliee

when god made you, he was showing off --molliee

I Lost my number...can i have yours --0xXDEEXx0,

do you belive in love at first sigh? or should i walk by again --liz marie

Do I know you? No? Sure? I think I met you in a dream... --madame megan

Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for Christmas searchingforsolace

I have seemed to have missed place my teddy bear ---falloutboylover

is it hot in here, or is it just you --rawra

YOU'RE SOO SWEET!! CAN I LICK YOU? --Roselleni,

excuse me, but do u have any black in u.... umm no? do u want some?! - xxemoNOregretxx

Can I have a bite? Of What? You! --ward

Are you a vampire? because you sure seem to be dazzling me! - XxXmUrDeRoFcOlOrZXxX DO IT!

Are you a vampire? because you sure seem to be dazzling me! -- bethieboo

Do u raise chickens? Because u sure raise my cock --chorabgin

you must be a chicken farmer...because you raised my cock! ---billyfonilly

I lost my teddy bear...can i sleep with you ----whitsky

is ur dad a lumberjack, cause u just gave me wood. --gconn13

You must be tired cuz you've been runnin through my mind all day! -omgitsRAQUEL

why did santa cross the rode? to get to the presents holllywoodlovers

Geez you must be a drug or summit, cause i just CAN'T GET ENOUGH!!!! OOOOH,OOH, OW!!! xD ----loniheartsx

he said do u wanna make some babies...cuz i can help with that lizzalay

heres one for your pickup lines glog. baby, im like a rubix cube, the more you play with me the harder i get ---ushin

heres $10, drink till i look good, then come talk to me ---Sparklez666,

hay do you no the new fashion is having #s on your arm...here let me write mine ---rain120

is it hot in here or is that the werewolf in you ----rpattzlover

do u work at subway cuz ur givin me a footlong --lizzalay

YOU'RE SOO SWEET!! CAN I LICK YOU? ----kiss48kiss

I got my library card and im checkin you out!!! --jonascraz12321

Somebody call the cops coz it's got to be illegal to look that good!! --kayahhhhhhhhhh

Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine --stateOFrejection

If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents. --stateOFrejection

You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket? ---stateOFrejection